Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Vote for Munkay

Here is my pre daylights savings time, first sign of spring vote-a-puluza.



What Lisa Doesn't know:
Lisa thinks her silent treatment is hurting the chef, but actually the girl is into the welcome silence for a change. Yes, Lisa will be the first to break. She has never heard of sisu.

Hello, the Dinning Room Has Floor to Ceiling Windows,
His life was in the shitter, stuck here in rehab. After his thorted attempt at hanging himself after the shower head broke, he took off running naked across the snow covered lake, to let nature take her course.

Who's Shooting at Us in a Blizzard?:
The radio out of Manitoba announced the Trans-Canada Highway closed do to the storm. No big deal, the mother thought. We are safe and warm here in the fish shack. They continued to sit and stare down the holes in the twilight trying to see their bobbers as the wind howled with fury across the lake. BAM BAM BAM! "Run Kids!", the panicking woman shrieked. Out the door into the storm the three ran like blind mice. Later as they unwound their tangled lines from around their boots, Mom explained the phenomena of shifting ice.

Wide Awake:
"I don't know.", she sighed in a low voice as she stared out the window at the Wisconsin fields whizzing buy in a blur, "That sounds like a dream. I'm outta dreams."

There you go, vote me up. Winner gets a fresh cheese covered walleye dinner and the first viewing of my Polaroids.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your crazy. Or brilliant. If I can't decide on that, how do I pick only one story? Write them all, and I like to eat around sevenish.
Clara

Rootietoot said...

I'm liking the one about the guy running naked across the ice. Can I pretend it's Owen Wilson?

Rootietoot said...

Agh! You go changing your template without even a warning? What's a person supposed to do?